se**** Posted June 6, 2016 Posted June 6, 2016 Finding a good fuck is supposed to get easier: Raunchy Pick-Up Lines For Girls as introduced by Cosmo as well as on Reddit are the new sexy Well, maybe not, but in terms of equal rights it makes sense to me. So what are your pick-up lines to make the guy´s boner freeze in awe? Here are our favourite pick-up lines so far: Are you a fireman? Because that big hose of yours is getting me wet. I know why they call it a beaver, because I'm dying for some wood. I'm not wearing any socks and I have panties to match. You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill. "Are my undies showing?" No. "Would you like them to?" Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you're name's Debbie, right? Are you a taxidermist? Wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway? You have a nice smile. Can I sit on it? Did you just ring my doorbell? Cause you can definitely come inside. Want to give me an Australian kiss? It's like French kissing, but you're going down under. Which ones did you like the most? Ever used any of them?
Maude967 Posted June 10, 2016 Posted June 10, 2016 The best and only pick up line that has ever worked for me... Nice shoes wanna fuck?
Le**** Posted July 1, 2016 Posted July 1, 2016 On 10.6.2016 at 10:05 AM, Maude967 said: "Nice shoes wanna fuck ?" I tried, really ... no success
amanwithabigsoul Posted November 9, 2016 Posted November 9, 2016 you're a big girl really makes most of my lads puts penis into socks
Deleted Member Posted December 30, 2016 Posted December 30, 2016 I receive this on a postcard on valentines day years ago, you can come in mine this Friday written on the back. That worked pretty well...
William338 Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 why does it have to be sexy why not be true look into there eyes and say really want to make mad passionate love till cum like a wild woman and not just for me but till you moan my name
Ne**** Posted June 21, 2022 Posted June 21, 2022 On 6/6/2016 at 6:34 AM, serenaa said: Finding a good fuck is supposed to get easier: Raunchy Pick-Up Lines For Girls as introduced by Cosmo as well as on Reddit are the new sexy Well, maybe not, but in terms of equal rights it makes sense to me. So what are your pick-up lines to make the guy´s boner freeze in awe? Here are our favourite pick-up lines so far: Are you a fireman? Because that big hose of yours is getting me wet. I know why they call it a beaver, because I'm dying for some wood. I'm not wearing any socks and I have panties to match. You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill. "Are my undies showing?" No. "Would you like them to?" Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you're name's Debbie, right? Are you a taxidermist? Wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway? You have a nice smile. Can I sit on it? Did you just ring my doorbell? Cause you can definitely come inside. Want to give me an Australian kiss? It's like French kissing, but you're going down under. Which ones did you like the most? Ever used any of them? Love the Australian kiss, that’s good. Also the one about, fuck me if im wrong…
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