Assuming you haven't been off the internet for the last four years, you too are probably sick of hearing about 50 Shades of Grey. Sure, it started an important and interesting conversation in the kink community, but really, there's so many better erotic books and movies out there. That's why we found this video so hilarious: 5 reasons pornstars hate 50 Shades of Grey
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$15 is much more than you need to spend to see the same kind of sexy play.
The writing is bad. Really: E.L. James compares orgasms to the spin cycle on a washing machine. That's hot...
It's not going to be sexy -- do you think they can show you something sexy in theatres? Where's the dick?
It's in theaters after all, next to, well, everything else. Where's the dick? There won't be any. And besides, as the three women in the video point out: Why be embarrassed to watch porn if you're not embarrassed to wait in line to see 50 Shades of Grey?
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