Guide to public sex

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Slipping away with your significant other for some serious PDA action is not always an easy task. You’ll have to dodge curious passersby, random dog walkers and possibly even the long arm of the law. However, if getting frisky in the open air ranks high on your bucket list, what are the best places to get down and dirty without getting caught? Having public sex is like pleasing a partner in general, you need some prior knowledge, an excellent technique and the ability to take risks. So when the need takes you and your partner is willing, use our fun guide to frolicking in plain sight for maximum pleasure.

1. On the bonnet

Not for the faint hearted, this is an option for the real thrill seekers amongst you. After an exhilarating spin along some quiet lanes, take the car to a secluded spot and enjoy a quick make out session inside before moving to the bonnet for the real thing. It’s a readymade platform and just the right height for all kinds of adult fun in the fresh air. We do not recommend bonnet badness with guys who spend all Sunday polishing their car to a mirror shine, or have just lavished money on a new chrome bumper.

2. In a party host's bed

If you have the devil in you stealing away with your fuck buddy to make the most of different surroundings maybe something you crave. Doing the do in a forbidden location can be tempting, so someone else’s bed might be an incredible turn on. Unfortunately guilt stops most of us from acting on it, so only proceed if you have the barefaced cheek to pull it off. Always check that you won’t be disturbed and be ready with an excuse if you are. Oh, and lock the door.

3. Against the hotel room window

Flaunting your lust by grinding up against a large window can only be pulled off effectively away from home. A hotel or deserted office is ideal and far more sensible than risking the wrath of your neighbours. Once you have the cloak of anonymity, public sex is far less risky, so get your man to press you up against the glass so you can enjoy him and the vista all at once. Try a high floor to increase the privacy and use strategically placed curtains if you’d prefer to control the view from below.

4. The local cemetery

If you love to embrace your dark side, or fantasise about doing something that many people would consider very, very wrong, a cemetery may be your ideal setting. Graveyards are not the place for screaming passion, but quiet daytime or nighttime hotness is likely to go unnoticed – assuming you chose a secluded spot for your activities. Remember, it’s only bad if you get caught – so keep the noise down and snuggle up on a soft blanket to muffle the crumpling foliage. Neutral shades of clothing are another public sex essential; you’ll blend in and avoid looking as conspicuous as a neon sign when you move.

5. The park

The park can be a very busy place so it is a little trickier to negotiate than some of the other locations on offer in this guide. However, like so many things in life, preparation is all. Spend an afternoon carrying out a little reconnaissance before the actual event and check out the less travelled areas - you don’t want to scare the children or attract any unwanted attention. Definitely wear a skirt for less complicated public sex and keep the noise down, this makes it easier to get wild for as long as you like - despite the risqué setting.

6. At work

If you met your fuck buddy in the office, or if you’re having a passionate fling with the boss, getting it on after hours can be massively arousing. Forget the luxury Egyptian sheets and expensive scented candles; office sex is about getting spontaneously sexy on the nearest desk when you have the place to yourselves. Half the thrill is saved for the following day when you arrive in the morning to find the office functioning as normal, but have the memory of last night’s debauchery etched into your brain. It’s your little secret and assuming you can avoid the cleaners, it’s one of the safest locations for public sex. What’s more, neither of you will be able to look at your workplace again without remembering all the bad stuff you get up to when no one’s looking.

7. Saucy seaside fun

No guide to public sex would be complete without a mention of sex on the beach. This is a great spot for spur of the moment public sex, because it’s likely that neither of you are wearing much to start off with. The gentle rocking motion of the waves can take a while to adjust to, but soon it will enhance your moves and add to the excitement. So long as you can be subtle, you can play around in full view of the beach with the sea as your cover. Just try not to lose any vital items of clothing in the throes of passion, as you’ll be in for a pretty spectacular walk of shame later on.

8. At home surrounded by mirrors

Atmosphere is everything when it comes to elicit encounters, so if you are turned on by the idea of being watched, but worry about the consequences – try using some mirrors. Seeing yourself reflected from a number of angles may feel strange at first, but you’ll quickly get to grips with each other when the passion begins. Often its men who find themselves especially turned on by the visual aspect of public sex - so using this method, girls can enjoy their boys increased enthusiasm from the cosy confines of their own bedroom.

Public sex requires confidence, planning and a lack of underwear. As you have probably gathered from this guide, you’ll need to accept very little foreplay - but the pleasures of a quickie, coupled with the bliss of the forbidden, can soon become a highly addictive thrill.

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