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36 Thoughts I Have While He Eats Me Out

 

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I know, I know, when your partner is going down on your clit and pussy, you’re not supposed to be thinking anything - if they’re doing it right. At least that’s what conventional thinking says. But I’m a 21st-century woman and my head almost never shuts off. So yeah, I’m thinking even when my pussy is being devoured by an eager tongue, but nothing too complex.

  • Mmmm, that feels good.
  • Oh! Oh! Stop!
  • No, don’t stop!
  • Ohhhhhhhhh, that feels good.
  • Over to the….left.
  • No, the right.
  • No! Right there!
  • If I grab his head, I can…
  • Yesssssss!
  • Oh God, I’m coming! I’m coming!
  • What is he doing?
  • Is he flicking his tongue?
  • Never stop doing that. Whatever you do - Never. Stop!
  • It’s too much! Tooooo much!!
  • If I clamp my legs over his head…
  • It’s still too much!
  • Am I going to break his neck?
  • How is he breathing down there?
  • His ears make great handles. Why haven’t I done this before?
  • Over here.
  • No, over there.
  • Is he fucking me with his tongue?
  • I think I like that.
  • He wants to what?
  • Will I smother him if I ride his face?
  • Oh God, I don’t care anymore.
  • If I move this way, and then…
  • Stick that tongue out. I’ll ride your fucking tongue.
  • Oh God, my legs hurt.
  • Fuck, my pussy feels so good.
  • So happy to be on my back.
  • Spread my legs until it hurts. Go ahead, I can take it.
  • If I arch my hips, I can help get him get to…
  • Oh fuuuuuuuuck, right there.
  • Don’t. Stop.
  • Don’t. Ever. Stop!


Eventually, I’m a blubbering, screaming mess of a woman who isn’t capable of coherent thought anymore. And that’s how cunnilingus should end.
 

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Kayla Lords is a freelance writer, sex blogger, and a masochistic babygirl living the 24/7 D/s life. Follow her on her website or on Twitter @Kaylalords.


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