We all might sometimes get the urge to spice things up in the bedroom by leaving the bedroom and heading outside, like George Michael suggested. Alternatively maybe sometimes you are in a public place when the carnal desires hit. While having sex in public is as a huge turn-on, the reality of it might not always be the stuff of dirty movies…
1. Lavatory of the airplane
Joining the “Mile-High” club is pretty high on the to-do list of many adventurous people. However, when you look at the toilet of your average airplane, it’s easy to see a normal-sized person can just about fit in by themselves to do the actual business the lavatories are meant for – how you can fit in more than one person and what sort of positions you would have to get yourself into in order to get off, is beyond me. Besides, those air hostesses do watch what you are doing. Believe me.
2. On the beach
What would be more romantic a place for a nookie than a beautiful sandy beach, maybe lit by a full moon? Well, maybe your bedroom for one thing. Beaches might be lovely but comfortable for having sex - not so much. Think of all that sand up your altar of love. What about crabs and other little crawlies? Enough said.
3. In the backseat of a car
Even if you are not a teenager in an American movie, the backseat of a car may seem like a hot idea for sex in public. Until you find yourself twisted into an impossible position as a result of having virtually no space, with the seat buckle up your ass and some pervert watching you from afar (apparently “dogging” is a thing and it has nothing to do with pooches). Unless, of course, you are into that, in which case go for your life.
4. A public bathroom
Right, so we talked about the airplane already with its own special set of challenges in terms of space and comfort. Even if you are on the ground, public toilets are a pretty obvious go-to location for horny beasts, mainly because of the relative privacy. That really is the only thing going for them, to be honest, since the environment could hardly be less romantic, the typical odor in toilets is rarely a big turn-on, nor is the ever-growing queue of other patrons outside your cubicle waiting to use the toilets, probably for their more conventional purpose. Not to mention it’s hardly classy to be doing it on the toilet seat.
5. In the woods
Ah, the call of nature. How lovely it is to get down and dirty in the middle of pine needles (the expression “needle-sharp” is right on the money!), cranky ants, mosquitoes and countless number of other bugs you can’t even name, not to mention that stinging nettle. You haven’t really done it unless you got multiple scratches, bites and poison ivy rash to show for it. We don’t even want to think of any bigger animals that might just come out of the bush to have you for dinner.
Part of the excitement of having sex in public places is obviously the risk of getting caught, somebody spotting you. That can work as a great turn-on but you don’t want to end up in jail, or traumatize other people around you.Wherever you are going for it, being discreet is essential.
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