Masturbation Monday - Why It Makes Every Monday Better

In honour of May Masturbation Month, Popcorn.dating is celebrating Masturbation Monday, and we think you should too! We asked the lovely Kayla Lords for some naughty reading material, and she delivered. Let these erotic reads put you in the mood, and whether you're alone or with a partner, get inspired! 

I admit I have a bias towards masturbation in all its forms. When you run a weekly blogging meme called Masturbation Monday like I do, it only makes sense. Masturbation was how I discovered my sexuality. It was the gateway drug to squirting orgasms, kinky sex, and so much satisfaction.

But I didn’t just love to wank off alone or with someone else. I wanted to write and read about it, Why? Because masturbation is not just normal and healthy, but it’s hot as fuck. For Masturbation Monday, I ask the writers to do one of two things: write about masturbation or write something so hot, it makes you want to wank.

Male Masturbation

Mischa Eliot, erotic author and a major contributor to Masturbation Monday, makes the mundane so damn erotic. When I share a prompt, like this one from week 119 she runs with it.  In “Memories of You,” sometimes the sad moments can be truly erotic.

When I woke, my hand was already wrapped around my hardened shaft. The dream had been so real and vivid. The memories hit me hard. The way her lips felt against mine, how I could feel her mouth curve up as we kissed. Her nails scoring my flesh as she rode my body like a maniac. Sounds of flesh slapping and her moaning combined with the way she soaked every inch.

I hadn’t meant to fall asleep, but it was inevitable. People have to sleep or go insane, but I thought I was already there. I followed through, remembering her whispers in my ear asking if I liked the way she did something or if she should do it another way. My toes curled as pleasure swept through me. Memories of her tangy scent filled my mind so strongly I could almost smell her there with me.

Finish reading "Memories of You"
 

Masturbation and Orgasm Control

If you hadn’t guessed by now, I’m a kinky girl. Yes, there’s a place for masturbation in kink, especially if you practice orgasm control as we see in the prompt for week 125. Ella Scandal aka Scandarella weaves a kinky tale better than most. “The Instrument and the Ornament” is an extended scene involving all kinds of fun, but here’s a taste (because I’m a tease).

One step closer and I could feel how hard he was through his jeans. He bounced against me slowly, pressing the strip of denim that covered the buttons into my clit. If he’d kept circling his pelvis like that he’d have made me come, and he knew it. That’s why he stopped. Dragging the dildo down my chest, my belly, he pushed it into me. But he didn’t move it.

Grabbing my cheeks, he squashed my face until my lips puckered. “Fuck it,” he commanded. “Move your hips and fuck it until your cunt screams for release.”

It was almost impossible to do what he wanted with my legs pulled so far apart, but I rocked as best as I could, wincing when he slapped my breasts, not daring to kiss him even when his lips hovered an inch from mine.

I jerked and twisted, fucking the glass, trying to angle it so that it hit my g-spot. When I finally managed it, and the sound of sloshing water grew louder than my laboured breathing, Sir started to rub my clit.

“Don’t you dare come,” he laughed.
“Oh fuck!”

Read all of "The Instrument and the Ornament"

Masturbating Together

Mutual masturbation can be educational. It can be erotic. Sometimes, it’s the easiest way to have sex at any given moment in week 136, it was an easy prompt to use for erotic fantasies and erotic writing. My dear friend, Horny Geek GIrl, made something mundane completely hot while making an erotic act seem normal (which it is!) in “Mutual Masturbation.”

As I thought about his touch, I found my hand drifting towards my cunt. I bunched my skirt up to give me better access and leant the chair back, so the foot rest lifted my legs. I run my hand over my cunt, tracing my lips with a finger, letting it slide between them, and feeling the wet slickness spreading. I press my thumb against my clit, wiggling it without removing the pressure. Very quickly my breath quickens, and I push up against my hand. As I come, I grit my teeth holding in my moans. I relax into the seat, moving my hand further down so I can slide a finger into myself, thrusting in and out as my cunt tightens and throbs around it.

A noise startles me, and I open my eyes. Jack is standing by the sofa watching me, his shorts pushed down, and he is holding his cock. “Do you know how sexy you are?” He grins at me, “Look what you’ve done.” He punctuates his words with firm tugs on his erection. Noticing my hand is still hovering he nods at it, “Don’t let me stop your fun.”

Read all of "Mutual Masturbation"

Is your Monday already better for getting this little taste? Now you know why those of us who live and love Masturbation Monday call it the best day of whole week. Even better, every day can (and should) be Masturbation Monday, just like every month ought to be Masturbation Month.