Top Ten Things to Fucking Do #45: Fucking Fun Sex Education

Looking for something fun and sexy to do this week? Maybe you want to learn a new trick? Or meet some fresh faces? Your search has finally fucking ended. Popcorn.dating has done the work for you and gathered the top ten sex positive events in London. Be there or be square.

In preparation for the holidays at home, this week is filled with informative workshops. The topics range from dating to Tantric massage to spanking and squirting. If you are looking to try something new, then this week was made for you. We included an LGBTQ+ festival and lesbian party, too!

Top Ten Things to Fucking Do #45:

Fucking Fun Sex Education

10. Queer Hearted: Erotic Anatomy
This is both a celebration and a night for sex education! Cyndi Darnell is launching her two ed-mentaries in the UK and you get to see them first! Followed by a Q&A session, you will learn about the erotic anatomy of the vulva and a guide to anal sex.  November 9, 7pm - 12am

9. Tantra Massage: Celebrating Shakti: Honouring the Female Body
This weekend workshop honours the female body through Tantric ritual and touch. Tantra massage can be pleasurable and transformative through profound healing. This workshop expands the definition of arousal without the pressure. The workshop will include breast massage techniques, yoni massage techniques, Tantric ritual and information about the anatomy and energy or female sexual arousal.  November 12-13, 10am to 6pm

Sweet, sweet pain

8. Sh! Women’s Store: Spanking Erotic Classes
Have you wanted to try spanking but weren’t sure where to start? This class will teach you about safe, sane and consensual spanking. Open to women and couples, this class is fully clothed. You will learn the pleasures of pain, how and where to spank and what spanking instruments create different sensations. Cupcakes and bubbly will be served.  November 9 at 6:30pm

7. Hitchin’ Bitches
Hitchin’ Bitches is a female positive space where you can learn and practice rope tying. This event is geared towards riggers, rope tops and dominants who identify as female. If you are a bottom or bunny who identify otherwise, you must arrive accompanied. This event is friendly to beginners.There are some formal tutorials, but it is mostly a peer to peer learning event.  November 12, 2pm to 6pm

It's showtime!

6. Showtime Cabaret
Head over to London’s most famous cabaret venue Café de Paris for an evening of cabaret, circus, comedy and burlesque. You are guaranteed an all-star cast! There is even an option to dine during the show! Once it is over, you get to join the performers for a night of dancing until 3am.
November 12, 6pm to 10pm (dancing until 3am)

Wanna make her gush?

5. Queer Hearted: Squirts & Gushes
Explore the world of the G-spot, orgasm and ejaculation with Queer Hearted and Cyndi Darnell. You’ll discover what squirting is all about and how to make it happen for you, including a live demonstration! Whether you have no clue about the topic or want to try it, this course will let you learn about new pleasure sensations.  November 8, 7pm - 11pm

4. Coco de Mer: The Artful Nude
This is a two hour life drawing session that focuses on the beauty of the human body. Professional artist Bella Franks will provide expert tips for drawing a nude model. Teo life models will pose throughout the event to provide endless amounts of inspiration. Open to beginners and advanced artists.  November 10 at 6:30pm

Give your relationship a boost!

3. Reflections on Dating & Relationships Workshop
This is a workshop on how to effectively build and maintain healthy intimate relationships. You will explore myths about love, benefits to loving yourself, communication strategies, warning signs and how to make the most of your dating experiences. This is a fully interactive workshop with the opportunity to network after the event.  November 12, 2pm to 6pm

2. HER Autumn Party
One of the biggest lesbian events of autumn, head over to the multi-storey party space that can fit 500 people and all the UV lights and body paint you can hope for. For those who want to attend solo, there is a pre-meet right next to the venue so you don’t have to walk in alone. This is a lesbian event for women, but is inclusive to the entire LGBT+ community. You don’t have to be a lesbian, you just have to want to party with lesbians.  November 12 at 7pm

And coming in at this week’s top thing to do…..

1. GFEST: Gaywise FESTival
GFEST is a festival filled with LGBTQ+ film screenings, art exhibitions and performances. This annual event also includes information debates and talks. Organised by Wise Thoughts, the GFEST is a perfect platform for LGBTQ+ artists, organisations and venues.  November 7 to 19

This is our last Top Ten Things to Fucking Do! We've got big changes ahead so stay tuned for next week's edition of Who the Fuck is That?! See you next week Popcorn.dating Buddies!

Rebecca Dane is one half of A Couple of Kinks - a sex-positive site that focuses on sex toy reviews, ‘how to’ guides and stories of their sex adventures. They are hoping to help impact the sex toy industry by focusing on safe, ethical and LGBT+ inclusive companies as well as help normalize sex and kink.