Top Ten Things to Fucking Do #31: Pole Dancing and Orgasms

Looking for something fun and sexy to do this week? Maybe you want to learn a new trick or two? Or meet some fresh faces? Your search has finally fucking ended. Popcorn.dating has done the work for you and gathered the top ten sex positive events in London. Be there or be square.

10. Weekly Rope Jam: Anatomie Studio
Join other rope junkies twice a week for rope bondage practice time and skill sharing. Come on Tuesday for practice only, and on Thursday for a beginner session beginning at 19:30. 

Again with the OMing! It must work because everyone is doing it!

9. Orgasmic!: Erotic Class
A women only class in a sex toy shop featuring sexucation and fun. At this fully clothed event, you’ll learn all about the female orgasm and how to make one (or many) happen. Group discounts are available (if you’re attending with friends), and all attendees get 20% off in store merch after class. 
3 Aug @18:30

8. London LGBT Networking: Masonic Mystery
Revel in ritual and mystery in a masonic temple with fellow members of the LGBT community. Uber is a proud partner of this event, and will give you £15 off your first ride just for attending. 
4 Aug @18:30

7. Intro to OM: One Taste
Turn On Britain wants you to rebuild your orgasm. Harness the power of intimate connection using orgasmic meditation, a popular partner practice sweeping the world. Join the sexual revolution. 
6 Aug @10:00

Curiosity didn't kill this cat....

6. The Soap Box: An Evening of Curiosities
Gestalta presents this evening of elevated rope bondage at Anatomie aerial yoga and shibari studio. Keep your eyes peeled on the event’s Facebook page for further details… 5 Aug

5. House of Burlesque: Speakeasy
Internationally renowned burlesque superstar Tempest Rose hosts this weekly event featuring happy hour from 18:00-19:00 and a beginners class. The show begins at 18:30 PM, class starts at 17:00. every Saturday

What's the best new trick for the summer?  Pole dancing!

4. X Pole: Summer Showcase
Justine McLucas and Ecole de Pole host this pole dancing showcase marking the debut of many of the school’s student performers as well as its instructors - including Lisette Krol, Terri Fierce, and Michelle Natoli. 6 Aug

3. Gay Bingo Boat Party: The Love Cruise
Hit the sea for a nautical adventure with other gays aboard the Dutch Master party boat, taking off from Tower Pier. Whether or not bingo will actually be played is yet to be told, but there’s only one way to find out… 7 Aug @14:30

2. Queer Fayre: Eagle Vauxhall
Featuring crafts, art, zines, cuddle toys, cards, clothing, music, and more, for free! Bar will be open, vegan barbeque will be aplenty. This venue is fully accessible on one level. And if you’re not tired after the fun ends, stick around after for Horse Meat Disco. 7 Aug @13:00

And coming in at this week’s top thing to do…

1. Private Thames Boat Pole Party: River Cruise

What’s better than pole dancing?

Pole dancing on a boat in the middle of the River Thames. Join Ecole de Pole pole dancing school for live performances and lots of sexy fun with new faces and friends. The boat departs from Westminster Pier at 18:00, arrive on time! 3 Aug

Zoë Tersche is a New York-based writer focusing on fetish sexuality and the freedom of sexual expression. Follow her on Twitter @ZoeTersche and find out more about her here.