Top 10 UK Sex Positive December Events

So the year is almost done and the only remaining month is December, the month of Christmas shopping, staff parties and family gatherings. Even if you love all those things, I am sure you are hopeful that there will still be some spare time amongst all those seasonal commitments to get out and get your sexy on. Fuck presents the ultimate list of filthy, naughty, erotic events that you might want to find time for this December.
 

Seductress in the Bedroom (1st December 2017) 

Ever wanted to learn how to perform the perfect striptease? Well now is your chance to attend a striptease master class with burlesque performer and striptease aficionado Polly Rae. This is an evening of eroticism and education and includes drinks and an opportunity to browse through Coco de Mer's vast selection after hours, with a 20% off when you buy something.   
 Coco De Mer Boutique, 23 Monmouth Street, London

Liberty Elite Christmas Sheer Bliss (1st December 2017)

Why not start the month off with a Christmas party? Sheer Bliss is not your run of the mill Christmas shindig with mince pies and mulled wine; this Christmas party is all about sexual pleasure and exploration. Liberty Elite is a beautiful swingers venue with a bar, dance floor, private rooms and a hot tub that is to die for! The perfect way to take your mind off all that Christmas shopping you have to do.
 Liberty’s Hotel, Watling Street (A5), Lutterworth

London Alternative Market (3rd December 2017)

Combine kinky fuckery with Christmas shopping at the wonderful London Alternative Market. This will be your last chance this year to buy that special someone in your life a fabulously kinky gift. The stalls at LAM vary hugely - there is something for everyone, and the December market always has a unique buzz about it as people start to get in the Christmas mood. 
 Revolution Bar, 140 - 144 Leadenhall, London

Torture Garden Final Coronet Ball (9th December 2017)

This event will be the last Torture Garden held at the beautiful Coronet Theatre in Elephant and Castle, and they intend to make it an extra special one as a result. Torture Garden is the ultimate fusion mix of fetish club and music event. There are various DJ's, performances and play spaces through the venue. Remember to read up on the dress code as they have a strict policy. If you don't adhere to it, they won't let you in.
  Coronet Theatre, 28 New Kent Road, London

Eureka White Christmas Theme Party (9th December 2017)

Set in beautiful woodland surroundings not far from the Dartford crossing, this renowned swingers club is hosting a sexy White Christmas themed evening. Open to couples, single ladies and gents you will need to dig out your party thong to meet the dress code, but hopefully you will soon find a reason to be disrobing and getting up to all sorts under the mistletoe.
 Eureka, Manor Lane, Fawkham, Kent

Twisted (10th December 2017)

This event has been running for nearly two years and has gone from strength to strength. The kink play equipment is excellent; they even have a vac-bed and vac-cube as well as a house Domme and a hot tub so big that it is nearly a swimming pool. This is definitely an event for people who want to explore public fetish play in a fun and social environment.
 The Anchor Lodge Hotel, Great North Road, Tempsford, Bedfordshire

Club FemDom (15th December 2017)

Do you get off on the idea of worshipping at the feet of a beautiful dominant woman? If so then this event is definitely for you. Club FemDom is about style, glamour and high protocol. You can attend as a single person or as a couple, ticket prices vary but remember this event is about Dominant women and the people who submit to them. 
 Crystals, 23 Lewisham Way, London

The Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar (17th December 2017) 

For those who fancy a bit of kinking shopping but don't live near London maybe Birmingham will work better instead. The BBB is located right in the centre of the city and is jammed packed full of fabulous independent traders selling everything from anal hooks to floggers and whips and beautiful handmade leather wrist cuffs. 
 Nightingale Club, 18 Kent St, Birmingham

Club AntiChrist (30th December 2017)

When Christmas is over it is time to turn your thoughts to New Year's Eve. Check out AntiChrist's Not New Year's Eve Party, the perfect opportunity to party the night away with other sexy pervs. The club runs until 6.30am so there's no need to catch the last train as you can stay all night and go home in the morning!
 Club Fire, 39 Parry St, London

Xtasia New Year's Eve Party (31st December 2017)

What better way to end the year than at a decadent swingers party? There will be a Champagne reception, a chocolate fountain and confetti cannons at midnight alongside the venues regular features of a kinky well-equipped dungeon area, several playrooms, a social space for when you just want to chat and get to know others, and lots lots more.
 Xtasia, 140 High Street, West Bromwich